In my quest for world dominance, I have studied the art of ruling. As such, I’ve found inspiration in some famous quotes. These are quotes that every cat should live by:

“Of all God’s creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat. If man could be crossed with the cat it would improve the man, but it would deteriorate the cat.”
~Mark Twain~

“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”
~Hippolyte Taine~

“History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.”
~Winston Churchill~

“Everything I know I learned from my cat: When you’re hungry, eat. When you’re tired, nap in a sunbeam. When you go to the vet’s, pee on your owner.”
~Gary Smith~

“I’m going to show these people what you don’t want them to see. I’m going to show them a world without you. A world without rules or controls, borders or boundaries. A world where anything is possible.”
~Neo, The Matrix~

“You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals.”
~George Mikes~

“Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.”
~Missy Dizick~

“Do not respond to a barking dog.”
~Moroccan Jewish Quote~

“Those who sleep with dogs will rise with fleas.”
~a wise Italian Proverb~

“Cats are kindly masters, just so long as you remember your place.”
~Paul Gray~

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