Dog Drools for Food

Dog Drools for Food

When my handlers tease me with food, I tease them with my claws then take the food. But this video is another demonstration of the inferiority of drooling dogs. In it, a dog’s master teases his dog with food while the dog drools all over the guy’s car. Honestly, I don’t know which one is more inferior here. I’m glad I never have to feel like that. I bet they also go through the car wash with the windows rolled...
Drooling Dog – That’s All They Do

Drooling Dog – That’s All They Do

Your honor. I present exhibit A – a video of a drooling dog and his owner doing play-by-play commentary – as to why cats are a far superior species. In this video, idiotic dog owners show excitement over the length of the dog’s drool. If I were to drool, my handlers would attempt to take me to the vet. Emphasis on attempt. After watching this video, your honor, I believe you’ll waste no time in upholding cats as more cunning, intelligent, and superior to drooling dogs. I rest my...
Yes, Dogs Drool

Yes, Dogs Drool

It’s simple. Memorize it. Cats Rule and Dogs Drool. It’s so easy to remember, that it’s the only two categories I have on my blog. But some people need more convincing. So I have a video below to show you how dumb dogs are. This dog is drooling over ice cubes… yes, Ice Cubes. Now a cat like me is a sophisticated eater. You show me ice cubes and I show you my rear end. You show me tuna and I show you my love-a-dub big eyed kitty look. It works every time. It’s because cats, unlike dogs, have a brain. That’s why we don’t sit, beg, or fetch sticks that you throw. We’re too smart for that and our time is better spent laying on a window ledge while plotting our takeover of the world (with me as leader, of course). So back to dogs drooling. The proof is in the ice...

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