Kahn and the Wagging Tail

Kahn and the Wagging Tail

You may watch this video and think, “oh that is so cute.”  But this would only demonstrate your woefully inadequate intelligence.  This is serious warrior training here, not “kitten’s play.” I am honing my lightning quick reflexes and killer accuracy. Now your pitiful excuse for an imagination may cause you to assume that the human holding me is teasing me as I do her bidding.  Ah, bad assumption. You see, I instead use my stellar good looks and suave manner in this situation to persuade her to do my bidding. It’s a Jedi mind trick. I was born with that ability and many more. And I don’t need any over-hyped Midi-chlorians to accomplish my tasks. I am Kahn the Cat, soon to rule the World, and you’d do good to follow me in my quest (you will follow me). Here is the video of my warrior training… oh, please note: I did not select the...

Biting the Hand that Feeds Me

Part of my persona to fool the world is to act like a cute and cooperative kitty. It works, most the time. But I must admit it is hard to control myself. Take this video below, for example. My minion (who thinks he’s my owner) decided to pick me up and start tickling me. And he made weird noises while doing it. Once or twice is fine, I can handle it. But more than that was testing my limits. So I gave him a gentle nip then found my way out, being sure to look back all innocent. I have my minions eating out of the palm of my paws… puppets to my master...

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