My Project Hollywood quest continues as my talents are loaned to a new action film titled, "Kahn Versus the World" (I came up with that title, which is why it is so great). In essence, I felt if I … [Read more...]
Famous Quotes Every Cat Should Live By
July 25, 2011 By Leave a Comment
In my quest for world dominance, I have studied the art of ruling. As such, I've found inspiration in some famous quotes. These are quotes that every cat should live by: "Of all God's creatures, … [Read more...]
Kahn’s Owners Speak
July 12, 2011 By Leave a Comment
From the owners of Kahn: When Kahn was a kitten, he was one of the most beautiful, fun, feisty, and unique kittens ever. He had a clear mind and one goal – to rule the house. Kahn was an … [Read more...]
Project Hollywood – Phase 1
November 25, 2010 By Leave a Comment
In my quest to rule the world, I spent some time evaluating human society. They place a great importance on people they call "actors." Oh, if they only knew who was the greatest actor of … [Read more...]
Casing Out the Cat Vet Doctor
July 19, 2010 By Leave a Comment
I have just recently returned from a humiliating visit to the vet's office. There was absolutely no reason for my handlers to overreact in such a manner. It all started with my effort to perfect … [Read more...]
My Hero, Darth Vader
July 14, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Every ruler needs a hero, and mine is Darth Vader. As you can see in this video, I can hardly contain my excitement at being so close to even a toy (Star Wars Darth Vader Bank) that imitates this … [Read more...]
Kahn and the Wagging Tail
July 9, 2010 By Leave a Comment
You may watch this video and think, "oh that is so cute." But this would only demonstrate your woefully inadequate intelligence. This is serious warrior training here, not "kitten's play." I am … [Read more...]
Biting the Hand that Feeds Me
July 6, 2010 By Leave a Comment
Part of my persona to fool the world is to act like a cute and cooperative kitty. It works, most the time. But I must admit it is hard to control myself. Take this video below, for example. My minion … [Read more...]
My Kahn the Kitten Disguise
July 5, 2010 By Leave a Comment
As you know from my previous post and Twitter posts, my ultimate goal is to rule the World. After all, that's only the rightful place for a cat like me, right? In order to rule the World, though, it … [Read more...]
I am Kahn the Cat!
July 5, 2010 By Leave a Comment
I am Kahn the Cat, soon to be Kahn the Conquerer, and I want to welcome you to my little island on the Internet. As of this post, I am nine weeks old. But don't let my age fool you. I already have … [Read more...]
Follow Me. I am Your Leader.