Cats Rule
Kahn’s Owners Speak
From the owners of Kahn: When Kahn was a kitten, he was one of the most beautiful, fun, feisty, and unique kittens ever. He had a clear mind and one goal – to rule the house. Kahn was an adopted kitten and an exception to our rule (“no male … [Read More...]
Project Hollywood – Phase 1
In my quest to rule the world, I spent some time evaluating human society. They place a great importance on people they call "actors." Oh, if they only knew who was the greatest actor of all. These entertainers are worshiped and adored by … [Read More...]
Casing Out the Cat Vet Doctor
I have just recently returned from a humiliating visit to the vet's office. There was absolutely no reason for my handlers to overreact in such a manner. It all started with my effort to perfect flying jumps. This type of training is necessary … [Read More...]
Dogs Drool
Dog Drools for Food
When my handlers tease me with food, I tease them with my claws then take the food. But this video is another demonstration of the inferiority of drooling dogs. In it, a dog's master teases his dog with food while the dog drools all over the guy's … [Read More...]
Drooling Dog – That’s All They Do
Your honor. I present exhibit A - a video of a drooling dog and his owner doing play-by-play commentary - as to why cats are a far superior species. In this video, idiotic dog owners show excitement over the length of the dog's drool. If I were to … [Read More...]
Yes, Dogs Drool
It's simple. Memorize it. Cats Rule and Dogs Drool. It's so easy to remember, that it's the only two categories I have on my blog. But some people need more convincing. So I have a video below to show you how dumb dogs are. This dog is drooling over … [Read More...]
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